作者 jessica35354 ( ) 看板 Gossiping
標題 Re: [轉錄][校園] Emma希望與大家說的話
時間 Mon Jan 17 21:21:50 2011
毛澤東孫子版本
: No, I am really shocked!
: NONE of it is true
: NONE.
呃...這個....我想說...這個啊.....在這.這.........
: But since we don't speak chinese we cannot write in the forum
: and we cannot tell the TRUTH
: We would NEVER do anything to hurt ANYONE
這個事實就是...這個....我無意在這個...這...就是啊....我沒有這個意思要....
做這個....也就是說這個...打擾任何人的事情...
: My neighbour has been knocking on my wall since the day I moved into the dorm
: in September.
我的鄰居這個...呃....我想從側邊講這麼一個...也就是說這個...我啊...搬來這個..
呃...這一個...也可以說是在九月的時候...我搬來這麼一個..就是說...現在這麼一個..
: Every time I skyped with my family, wishing my grandmother a happy birthday or
: took a shower she knocked on my wall every time I moved!!
: It was just CRAZY
換個邊來說好了....這個...我啊...每一次想....也可以說成這個我從像現在這個...
我要跟祖母做...這麼一個...呃....我啊...每次都要強調的這...也就是這個...
: I told the manamgement of course but they just said "yes, she is very
: sensitive"
談到我跟管理員強調的這個....呃...也可以說是這樣一個我們談過的這個.....
: but I could not even live in my room. I never felt good or relaxed in there
: cuz she knocked ALL the time.
: Even in the middle of the night to wake me up.Cuz she knew that I was asleep.
: So on Friday in the afternoon she knocked again and I was sitting quietly in
: my room, on my laptop.
有一個很重要的部分...就是敲牆壁...敲牆壁嘛....我想談關於這個...敲牆壁的這..
我啊...強調這個...敲牆壁...我用著我的電腦啊這個...他卻又再敲牆壁...這是我很..
這也可以說是這個...
: And all of a sudden I see her face looking through my window!!
: That is invasion of privacy right!!
: Like that is MY room and she has NO right to look through my window!!
: I got really upset.
突然這個...她的一張臉換個邊說這個....也就是這個...呃....跑到我窗前啦這...
我想強調的是這個...她這個這樣做...根本就是這個...侵犯了...也可以說是侵犯了
我的隱私嘛....
: And all of the other exchange students know about these little things
: throughout the whole semester
: Everyone thought it was weird that the management didn't do something about
: it.
這個...呃....我想表達的是這個...所有的這一個外籍學生這個...這個...怎麼說呢?
我想強調的是每一個人..這樣一個...都知道這個...呃....這個事情...
: But then on Friday night we though: "why don't we go and look through HER
: window (because she had done the same thing to me on the same day)
: so we went and knocked and said slowly "hiii, excuse us, can you please open
: so that we can talk to you".
但這個...怎麼說呢....她還...這個...我們想要做這樣一個...呃...這一個事情...
也就是說這一個...我們一直強調的這個...看這樣一個窗戶...呃...也可以換個邊...
她也一直作這樣一個...我們說過的這一個事情....
: It was only ONE boy who knocked and nothing crazy then she makes up these
: stories about death treats and stuff it was just INSANE.
: and apparently she complains about EVERYONE.
: people who live next to her, upstairs, downstairs etc..
: Last year she had another victim and this time I was her victim.
: She would do anything she could to harrass me
簡言之...當然這樣一個...這我們也只有...這一個其實嘛...我想強調的重點是...
那時候這一個....換個邊說...這個我們只有一個...其實可以說是這樣一個...
就只有這麼一個男同學....但她卻這個...根本就是這一個...其實簡單來說呢...
就是這麼一個動作...也可以說成這個抱怨的動作...而她這個到處去做...
這個....呃....我感到非常疑惑這個...
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